April 2011
6 posts
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GARLAND: girl-non-grata: blanche-devereaux:... →
girl-non-grata:
blanche-devereaux:
valblog replied to your post: “go to livejournal and prove your case”
Also, if the internet WERE a court of law, does anyone actually think cases would be tried at LIVEJOURNAL, for fuck’s sake?
In the criminal justice system, racially-based offenses are considered especially heinous and keyboard smash worthy. In Internet City, the dedicated anonymous who...
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Exit, pursued by a bear.: One Time I Just Watched... →
sadydoyle:
I was totally on board with Bad Taste Night until you pulled out the “Buffy should have probably just dated Riley” idea.
No. Just. No.
That’s because you only remember the vampire hookers. WHY DOES EVERYONE ONLY REMEMBER THE VAMPIRE HOOKERS. And also Buffy’s whole “you can’t deal with the fact that I’m stronger than you are” soliloquy, which is one of those Girl-Power Cheese...
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all...”
– William Burroughs
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Number Of Personal Anecdotes That End With "And...
sadydoyle:
Probably too high, really. I cry easily! It’s sort of an all-purpose response! If you see me crying, assume I am acting out of the following emotions:
Sadness.
Anger.
Happiness.
A genuine and heartfelt appreciation of a well-made chicken sandwich.
A WELL MADE CHICKEN SANDWICH IS A THING OF TRUE BEAUTY. It should have bacon and avocado on it.
