February 2012
5 posts
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Feb 24th
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Ball Wars
Two weeks ago, I started at a new physical therapist.  For the exercise portion, I was required to bring slippers.  No problem!  I have slippers! KH:  No. Me:  What no?  These are perfect! KH:  They will kick you out for being unhygienic and burn the slippers. So, nothing for it, I must purchase new slippers.  I found these: My physical therapist ALSO thinks they are adorable. However,...
Feb 18th
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This is why I hope my blog never gets famous
machistado: desukapital replied to your post: You’re so mind numbingly beautiful and I can only imagine how much more gorgeous you are irl. Do you ever wonder about whether guys masturbate to you? I bet they do. WTF is this shit. WHAT. WHAT IS THIS. You’re new. This is regular shit on this blog.  I can only find 220 & 320 grit paper. THIS WON’T DO ANY DAMAGE AT ALL.  Machistado, if it...
Feb 12th
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Feb 9th
325 notes
I love this guy
joshishollywood: Okay, so I was waiting at the bus stop at Hopedale Mall because I didn’t want to walk home with my groceries This dirty-looking fuck comes up and says something obnoxious to an older gentleman in the bus shelter, I wasn’t really listening but I think he was pretending to be mall security and was telling the guy he couldn’t smoke there Then he waves at me and gestures for me...
Feb 6th
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