May 2012
6 posts
I love Wil Wheaton
wilwheaton:
I think I don’t want to hear a single fucking thing from Erasure on my 80s Alternative Slacker station, and then they go and play the Erasure cover of ABBA’s Take A Chance On Me, and suddenly I’m dancing around the house like an idiot and I hate myself but also I love everything about the song and the dance and that I’m doing it.
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Phone woes
joshishollywood:
My phone battery is to the point where I technically do in fact have a functioning phone on me at all times and you can always reach me on it provided that I never make the fatal mistake of… I believe the word I’m searching for here is “using” it
This is the shape my iPhone is in, and I have finally come to the conclusion that a completely non-functional iPhone* is NOT, in...
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he bought you dinner, you do owe him sex
stfuconservatives:
jsohcable:
otherwise why did you go on the date? he didn’t do it to spend time with you, you’re a shrill dullard. he doesn’t give a shit about your AA hire career, he actually earned his position. he went on the date because he wants sex. you went on the date because you’re a conceited gold digger.
the revolution is coming ladies, less and less men are putting up with...
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I don't speak German and it's killing me
So tonight KH asked me why I have been so tense and jumpy the past few days. And I realized I’m so damned scared and frustrated.
At the end of this month, I will be finished taking the B1 course. The school may or may not offer a B2 course next month, it depends on how many people are interested.
But that’s not the point. The point is that by the end of B1, I should be conversant...
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The Continued Adventures of Shopping in Vienna on...
So we had stuff we needed, which meant today was time to make an expedition to a hardware store. We needed a fan, and we need a way to screen our windows so that m0053 (in particular) does not leap to his tiny kitty death in the street. Or, more likely, fall the two stories to his death. We made a temporary fix when I got here at the end of last summer, but it really only prevents sudden...
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Introducing the Austrian to American Food
So KH loves my mac’n’cheese (I admit, getting the Gouda, Raclette and Fontina in Europe gives it a bit of an edge), and my mashed potatoes. He “doesn’t like lime juice” but really likes my fajita-style burritos (the chicken is marinated overnight in lime juice). He thinks English Muffins and Rice-a-Roni are bland, but went gaga for my black bean and chorizo soup,...