KH came home tonight with some bags, and naturally, I inquired as to the contents.
KH: It’s something you have to try.
Me: OK!
I reach inside, and pull out this:

Me: It’s… a giant doughnut?
KH: NO! It’s NOT a doughnut. It’s a krapfen.
Me: ok. I mean, it looks like a giant jelly doughnut.
I take a bite, and it tastes… doughnutty.
Me: Honey? Is there jelly in this?
KH: It’s MARMALADE.
In case y’all were wondering? It’s a giant jelly doughnut*.
*Bonus exchange:
Me: Oh, it’s a Berliner.
KH: NO! It’s a KRAPFEN.